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“Check it out,” Nick said, flipping open his wallet. )

“Color War, capture the flag Color War,” Justin explained, “is so very cool.” )

Draco held up the red t-shirt with a sneer. )

fat squirrel

In which Chris really isn't all that helpful

Posted on 9/12/05 at 01:40 pm
“So,” Chris started brightly, popping up outside and propping his elbows onto the windowsill into Kev’s office, arching a brow, “word on the street is that this place is history.” )

bert - by artemisfowl2

In which Ron loses his temper

Posted on 9/1/05 at 04:38 pm
It was late, past curfew for the campers, and the navy-black sky was cloudless, dotted with clear, winking stars. )

don't feed the squirrels

In which Lav gets groped by a six year old

Posted on 8/25/05 at 10:03 am
“I don’t like the look of this one,” Lav said, staring down at the towheaded boy with narrowed eyes. )

Since he didn’t have any kids to pick up, JC was hiding out in Kevin’s office. )

“Look at you,” Seamus laughed from a safe distance. )

don't feed the squirrels

In which Blaise is a pervy bastard

Posted on 8/3/05 at 10:31 am
“Would you care to explain,” Hermione snapped, slamming open Kevin’s office door and stepping inside with a purposeful stride, “why we were trapped up in that cabin all night?” )

Ron was relatively unfazed by the trick step that sent him sprawling in the mud, and the strawberry jam spread over his palms, and he merely shrugged when the feathers plastered to his head proved stubborn, leaving him a sticky mess even after performing three different cleansing charms. )

bert - by artemisfowl2

In which AJ wears his sunglasses at night

Posted on 7/22/05 at 06:51 pm
It was after nine and the sun had barely set, leaving the shadows gray and long as the moon brightened the sky above the trees. )

don't feed the squirrels

In which something creepy is afoot

Posted on 7/20/05 at 02:02 pm
The cabin was weathered gray clapboard that had to have been held together by multiple strands of Magic, listing so far to the left that there was no way it was still standing by nails alone. )

fat squirrel

In which Harry is injured, but doesn't much mind

Posted on 7/18/05 at 04:00 pm
Harry was always Harry Potter, but the matter had stopped bothering him soon after he’d blinked down at Voldemort’s dented skull. )

bert - by artemisfowl2

In which there is a tackling. Of sorts.

Posted on 7/12/05 at 02:01 pm
“Could you not, um. Just. let me.” )

As Kevin opened the door to his office, the large stone fireplace flared to life, the air crackled yellow then green, and four teenaged girls popped out of the hearth one after the other, covered in soot. )

Lunch was different. )

bert - by artemisfowl2

In which Neville meets Bert

Posted on 7/3/05 at 10:45 am
Cabins eleven and thirteen were twenty by twenty drafty log structures, with ten cots each lining the walls. )

fat squirrel

In which Ron is miserable, and rightly so

Posted on 7/1/05 at 11:34 pm
Ron was not a very complex person. )

don't feed the squirrels

Welcome!

Posted on 7/1/05 at 11:19 pm
Greetings and salutations! *grins* Even more crackfic fun, with sparkly boys, no less. This is raw and fun and totally insane, so...

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